The Stone Cutters
"...And by the Sacred Parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets of the StoneCutters,

may my stomach become bloated and my head be plucked of all but three hairs."

The Inscription of the Sacred Parchment: br>
BSTUPUI, STETERUNTOUR COMAE, ET VOX FAUCIEUS MAESIT

The Stonecutters Song
Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do.
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do.
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do.
Who robs cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do.